Gloria, the team mascot, once worked as a chambermaid in a small hotel. O
ne evening, a guest in a room on the top floor, rang the bell for service. When Gloria entered the room, he, threw her down on the bed, ripped off all her clothes, and had his way with her.
'And to this day,' says Gloria, 'I never did find out what he rang the bell for.'
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