Where Am I From
'Little Willy wants to know where he comes from,' said the team captain's wife one evening.
'You're his father - you should tell him.'
The skipper downed a couple of stiff drinks and called little Willy in. For the next half hour, he told him all about the birds and the bees, and then moved on to mummies and daddies . . .
When he finished, he said, 'I hope that's helped you understand, Willy - but, tell me, why did you want to know where you come from?'
'Well,' said the boy, 'I've made friends with this lad at school - and he comes from Birmingham.'
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