What Would Your Mother Say?
The team captain of the Oldcastle Methodist Rugby Football Club was visiting London for a match. Walking along Piccadilly, he was shocked to see a young girl, about sixteen years old, lounging on a street corner, wearing a very short mini-skirt, a skimpy T-shirt, fishnet stockings, and high heels. He walked up to her and said,
'Young lady, what would your mother say if she saw you here like this?'
'She'd be furious,' said the girl. I'm on her corner!'
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