Wally The Wally
The team captain took Wally, the Wing-three-quarter, aside one day and said, 'I'm sorry to tell you this, Wally, but I think your wife's being unfaithful to you.'
'I don't believe it,' said Wally. 'Not Louise. I'm sure you're wrong.'
'Well, I'm sure I'm right,' said the skipper. 'But why don't you find out for yourself? Go home early today, before she's expecting you.'
Til do that,' said Wally. 'But I'm sure you're wrong.'
The next day, the team captain said, 'Did you take my advice?'
'Yes,'said Wally. 'I went home early yesterday, let myself in quietly, tiptoed upstairs, and peeped through the keyhole of the bedroom door. There was my wife, naked on the bed, and there was a strange man undressing. Then he switched off the lights and it was so dark, I couldn't see what happened next. Pity - now we'll never know if I was right or you were.'
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