The match was rained off just before half-time and the referee returned home a couple of hours before he was expected. He went into the bedroom and found a stranger in bed with his wife, with his head cradled between her breasts.
'What the hell's going on here?' he shouted.
'I'm listening to the music,' said the stranger.
'You're what!' said the ref. 'Get out of it! Let me have a listen!' He bent over and put his head on his wife's chest. 'I can't hear any music,' he said suspiciously.
'Of course you can't,' said the stranger. 'You're not plugged in!'
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