Two Ball Game
The manager of a northern rugby club was watching one of his new players in action.
The player didn't make a single pass all afternoon, preferring to keep the ball to himself, usually with disastrous results. Finally the manager muttered to the coach,
'We'll have to change the rules for this chap. We'll have to play with two balls - one for him and one for the rest of the team.'
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