The wife of a famous All-England rugby player was suing for divorce on the grounds that he was too uncultured and slobbish to live with.
Whenever we go into a restaurant,' she explained to the lawyer, 'he always drinks his coffee with his pinkie sticking out.'
'Well, that sounds harmless,' said the lawyer. 'Lots of people drink their coffee with their little finger sticking out.'
'Who said anything about his little finger?' she replied.
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