The coach burst into the changing room as the second half of the game was about to begin.
'All right!' he roared. 'All of you lazy, no-good, thickheaded bastards - out on that field - now!' All the players jumped to their feet and rushed out onto the field - except for the little scrum-half sitting in the corner. 'Well!' roared the coach.
'Well!' said the little scrum-half. 'There certainly were a lot of them, weren't there!'
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