A stunning young beauty walking down Piccadilly in a pair of skintight jeans caught the eye of a visiting rugger man from the Midlands who had come down to London for a big match.
'Excuse me, miss,' he said. 'I couldn't help wondering how on earth anyone could get into those jeans.'
'Well,' she replied, 'you could start by buying me a vodka Martini.'
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