A husky young full-back with a lot of surplus energy to work off went into a chemist shop and asked for a powerful aphrodisiac. He explained that he had invited two nymphomaniacs up to his apartment for the night. The next morning, the rugger man staggered into the chemist's and asked for some liniment.
'For your penis?' smiled the chemist.
'No,' he said. 'For my arm. The girls never showed up.'
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