Sealed With A Kiss
The team skipper ran into an old mate in the pub and they stayed drinking until quite late.
'You'd better come and spend the night at my house,' said the skipper. 'You'll have to sleep with my brother-in-law, and I must warn you - he snores! I hope he won't keep you awake.'
The next morning, when his mate came down to breakfast, the skipper said, 'How did you sleep?'
'Fine,' said his friend. 'I slept like a log all night.'
'Didn't my brother-in-law's snoring keep you awake?' asked the captain.
'No,' came the reply. 'Just before we put out the light, I kissed him on the cheek and said, "Sleep tight, honey-bun!" He never closed his eyes all night.'
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