The team skipper had a magnificent head of thick black hair. His wife was also a brunette, so when their first baby was born, and it turned out to be a redhead, the skipper began to get worried. He went to the doctor and explained the situation.
'There's never been a redhead in my family,' he said. 'Nor in my wife's family either.'
'How many times do you make love to your wife?' asked the medic.
'Oh, two or three times a year,' said the skipper.
'Ah, well, that's it then,' said the doctor. 'You're rusty!'
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