Sammy the Scrum-half was courting and one evening he took his fiancee out for a walk. They were looking for a quiet spot in which to indulge in a little horizontal jogging, and they came to the local park which, unfortunately, was locked up for the night.
Sammy's girl looked up doubtfully at the high surrounding wall and said, 'How are we going to get over?' Sammy unzipped his flies and took out his proudly erect manhood. 'No problem, love,' he said.
'You just stand on this!' 'That's all very well,' she said. 'But how am I going to get back?'
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