Fred the Full-back was wrapped in a passionate embrace with his girlfriend when suddenly they heard the sound of the front door opening.
'Quick,' said the girl. 'It's my husband! He's an all-in wrestler and he's six foot four and weighs 300 pounds!'
'Where's your back door?' said Fred in a panic. 'We haven't got one,' she said. 'Well,' said Fred, 'where would you like one?'
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