A member of the Wigan RFC XV, a chap who always looked on the bright side of every misfortune, announced to his team-mates that he was going to be married.
'Who's the lucky girl?' asked one of his mates. 'Sharon Goodbody,' he said proudly.
'You're not going to marry Sharon Goodbody!' said his mate. 'She's been laid by everybody in Wigan!'
'Well,' said the newly-engaged player, 'Wigan's not that big a place.'
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