Lack Of Respect
An Ireland International, well-known for his lack of respect towards referees, went up to one official and asked, 'What would you do if I called you a stupid bastard?'
'What!' said the referee. 'Why I'd book you and send you off, of course!'
'Well, what would you do if I only thought you were a stupid bastard?'
'Well,' said the referee doubtfully, 'if you only thought it, there's not a lot I could do.'
'In that case,' said the International, 'I think you're a stupid bastard!'
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