Kiss My Arse
The club treasurer's wife was unfortunately involved in a motoring accident which left her face badly cut and bruised. The treasurer consulted a plastic surgeon who said it would certainly be possible to carry out a skin-grafting operation to cover the damage, and suggested that the best way to proceed would be take some skin from the husband's backside.
He readily agreed to this, and some weeks after the operation, which was completely successful, the treasurer happened to be talking to the club chairman who naturally asked him all about it.
'There was nothing to it,' said the treasurer. 'And the best thing about it all is the sheer pleasure I get out of watching my mother-in-law kiss my arse!'
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