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Don't Take The Piss

A traffic policeman stopped a drunken driver and asked him to blow into the bag. The driver promptly handed him a card which said: ASTHMATIC: DON'T TAKE BREATH SAMPLES.

The policeman said in that case, he would take a blood sample, whereupon the driver handed over another card which read: HAEMOPHILIAC: DON'T TAKE BLOOD SAMPLES.

By this time the policeman was getting somewhat annoyed, so he demanded a urine sample. The driver produced a third card which read: DEWSBURY MOOR RFC: SUPPORTERS CLUB: DON'T TAKE THE PISS.

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