Caught In The Act
Mick the Full-back was in the back seat of his car one evening, enjoying a few moments of bliss with his girlfriend, when a policeman came up and shone his torch through the window.
Do you know you're up a cul-de-sac?' said the copper.
'Oh, sorry, officer,' said Fred. 'I thought she was a Roman Catholic!'
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