'We'd like a suite, please,' said the newly-married English international to the receptionist at the London Hilton.
The receptionist looked at him and his lovely bride, and smiled. 'You'll be wanting the bridal, I suppose?' she said. 'Oh, no,' said the bride, blushing. 'I'll just hang on to his ears till I get used to it.'
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