Bored To Tears
At the rugby club dinner, the elderly chairman droned on and on, boring everyone to tears with his long-winded and totally unfunny speech.
The club treasurer nudged the team captain and said, 'I wish there was a way to shut him up.'
'Leave it to me,' said the skipper. He scribbled a note on a paper napkin and passed it up to the chairman, who read it, quickly finished his speech, and sat down.
'Brilliant!' said the club treasurer. 'What did you put in that note?'
'I just wrote: "Your flies are undone",' said the team captain.
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