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Blow Job

When the retired referee finally passed on, his wife arranged for him to be cremated. When the undertaker asked her what sort of an urn she wanted for the ashes, she said,

'Never mind about that. Just put them into this paper bag.'

The undertaker thought this rather a strange request, but he did as she asked, and she carried the bag home and went straight into the bedroom. Then she turned down the lights, put on a romantic record, and tipped the ashes into her hands.

'Here you are, Norman - here's that blow-job you were always asking me for!' - and blew the ashes all over the bed.

 

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