A Little Stiff
A fellow was dancing with a rather haughty partner who was getting increasingly annoyed at his clumsiness. After stepping on her toes for the third time, he said apologetically,
'Do forgive me. I'm a little stiff from rugby.'
'I don't give a damn where you come from,' she replied.
'This is the last time I'm dancing with you!'
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